Would you have sex while listening to Breaking Bad Remix (seasons 3-5)?
Yes (You're goddamn right)
No (You are not the guy)
Posted by glimw00d
now entering pure crackship territory but fuck u im proud of this one and also sometimes a ship fanbase can be u and ur friend and everyone u dragged into that hell along with u
Would you have sex while listening to Breaking Bad Remix (seasons 3-5)?
Yes (You're goddamn right)
No (You are not the guy)
Best Pixar short?
the big fucking bird that sat on the powerlines and fucking killed all those nasty tiny little shit bitch birds who were mean to him
twitter is dying fr
[ID: A tweet from Elon Musk's official Twitter account that says, "To address extreme levels of data scraping & system manipulation, we've applied the following temporary limits:
- Verified accounts are limited to reading 6000 posts/day
- Unverified accounts to 600 posts/day
- New unverified accounts to 300/day". End ID.]
“Home alone on a Friday night? God, you’re pathetic” was originally Sonic spouting off as many shitty tree puns as he could think of in one panel
sonic heritage post
she wears sneet snerts was clearly about cutting your arms off to become Rayman
this is literally the only funny comment on this entire post because it is so incomprehensible. thank you
women with horns
Orc BBQ would be fucking unreal
they would go fucking crazy. they'd have like. hickory smoked leviathan sausage
twitter is broken today 😭 are there any other ways that people search for anthologies to apply to?
might not be broken actually! Might be working as intended!

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1675187969420828672?t=Vz-o-KCqBCFe4Yn5InM-YQ&s=19
OH FUCK! okay twitter is dead, that’s amazing. this is a death blow. does he not understand that the platform relies on addictive doom scrolling, and that people actively want to quit but can’t because it activates all the right brain chemicals? this is wonderful for me at least, with Elon’s help I can finally kick this particular addiction.
girls being girls
"she killed innocent people" ok well her eyes are literally big and brown and sad so she can do whatever
I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.
ITS BACK
lord
Y’ALL NEED JESUS
Please stop reblogging this post
This post made my water break
In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.
WHAT
God, I love this accursed website.
Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!